My tweets
- Mon, 13:50: ROFL https://t.co/FQVnIgnyUr
- Mon, 15:54: ENVY https://t.co/pFoUXidtU2
- Tue, 11:49: Parenting hack. Highschool Kids: (Scores, in the way) Me, pushing buggy: Excuse us. Highschool Kids: (Can't see adults. LOL) Me, to tot in buggy: Put your hand over your mouth. Me, loudly: OUT THE WAY MY CHILD IS GOING TO BE SICK! Highshool Kids: (Part like Red Sea)
