Zornhau ([info]zornhau) wrote,
@ 2008-04-30 11:32:00
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My Universe R Bookshelf
Like Howard Andrew Jones, my monitor occasionally reflects a view of my study in a parallel world: Universe R. The bookshelf is interesting indeed. I managed to email my counterpart, Wodehawk, and he told me about his two favourite books:

Good King Richard’s Book of the Fight (1487-1492)

After winning the Battle of Bosworth by single-handedly striking down his rival (often termed “The Coolest Axe-Blow in History”), King Richard worried that gunpowder and the natural indolence created by peace would kill of the Martial Arts. For this reason he commissioned a book capturing the fighting styles of the knights and commoners of Merry England. It runs to seven volumes, and was Caxton’s bestseller. The table of contents is enough to make me weep.; “Of Sword and Shield… Of Great Falchion… Of the Great Sword… Of the Bill and Glaive… Of How a Knight Shall Fight Alongside his Lance… Of How a Knight Shall be Armed (including a discourse on which is better: Armet or Sallet?)… Of the Folly of Fighting with Two Swords… and Good King Richard’s Axe and Buckler Plays.”


Howard and Tolkien’s “Strider the Ranger Series”

One of the stranger quirks of literary history is the collaboration between the big morose Texan pulpster and the genteel Oxford don.

To blame is a mechanical fault that saved Howard’s life when he tried to commit suicide, propelling him into volunteering in the Spanish Civil War. The wounded Howard had been shipped to England by sympathisers. Though he was still distraught by the death of his buddy Hemmingway - as everybody knows, the two finally egged each other on into a heroic but fatal escapade within six months of the war’s end – he immediately hit it off with the academic.

Tolkien, on his part, saw in the Texan “…the very manifestation of the men of Middle Earth.” Abandoning attempts to create what would have been a very cumbersome work in the Romantic tradition, Tolkien set about cheering up his new friend.

What started out as a weekend’s literary game on the banks of Lake Windermere, blossomed into a collaboration that only ended with Tolkien's death in 1973. Who has not thrilled at Strider’s adventures in the mysterious Eastern Lands (the classic example being “Strider the Oliphant Rider”)? Or gawped at arguably the highpoint of the series where Strider carves his way into Mordor, hacks off the head of the Dark Lord, and casts it into the pit of a volcano?

An interesting literary footnote is Tolkien’s little-read solo effort “Lord of the Hyborian Age”.  Howard, in mourning for his friend, revived this project and spent the years 1975 until 1990 knocking out well over a million words in the what became known as the Conan Saga. The child who grew up listening to the tales of old gunfighters, lived to see his vision translated to silver screen, TV, and ultimately - as a grand old man -  computer games.



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[info]single_point
2008-04-30 11:43 am UTC (link)
many are the times that I have been mocked for my views that Lord Of the Rings would have been a damn sight better if Frodo had fallen to the ringraiths at weathertop thus allowing Aragorn to carry the ring to mordor.
Cue some spectacular fight scenes, stealthy sneaking scenes and no bleeding hobbitseseses adding 2 extra volumes of annoying poetry and song to what could have been a tight swords and sorcery masterpiece.

in my not for public consumption version of LotR ... frodo (evil little sod that he is) turns hobbiton into a base to oppress the shire enlisting the other hobbits led by his chief of staff Sam 'pruning sheers to the goolies' Gamgee. Aragorn and other rangers storm hobbiton, put the evil midgets to the sword THEN begins the journey to Mordor.

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[info]sartorias
2008-04-30 01:47 pm UTC (link)
Oh, how cool is this?

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[info]voodoojeanne
2008-04-30 03:41 pm UTC (link)
One of the stranger quirks of literary history is the collaboration between the big morose Texan pulpster and the gentile Oxford don.


I suppose it's a given that Tolkien was a goy (the chosen people already had their own sprawling epic fantasy novel), but was he also genteel? (Great alt-history anecdote otherwise!)

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WTF?
[info]zornhau
2008-04-30 03:49 pm UTC (link)
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/genteel:

genteel

Pronunciation: \jen-ˈtēl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle French gentil gentle
Date: 1599
1 a: having an aristocratic quality or flavor : stylish b: of or relating to the gentry or upper class c: elegant or graceful in manner, appearance, or shape d: free from vulgarity or rudeness : polite
2 a: maintaining or striving to maintain the appearance of superior or middle-class social status or respectability b (1): marked by false delicacy, prudery, or affectation (2): conventionally or insipidly pretty

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I mean, I don't know what you're talking about :)
[info]zornhau
2008-04-30 03:50 pm UTC (link)
(Thanks - fixed it)

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[info]alethea_eastrid
2008-05-01 11:53 am UTC (link)
via...er, satorias I think...

Nevermind the Tolkien! Good King Richard's Book of the Fight...! *wistful sigh*

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At last!
[info]zornhau
2008-05-01 12:50 pm UTC (link)
I sighed whistfully, even as I wrote it.

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Re: At last!
[info]alethea_eastrid
2008-05-01 12:57 pm UTC (link)
Indeed. Of all the tragedies of history, I think Bosworth Field is one of the most tragic. What a horrible waste of potential.

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Re: At last!
[info]zornhau
2008-05-01 02:26 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I thought you meant the Western Martial Arts angle - that book is a wish list for people like me who spend their hobby time reviving the old ways of cold steel.

But yes, it would have been the coolest axeblow in history.

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Re: At last!
[info]alethea_eastrid
2008-05-01 02:41 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I meant that too! I do SCA fighting rather then the more authentic WMA, although I certainly poach from their research with gay abandon (and have a number of friends who are doing both, which I approve of with heartily)--and the sort of information I could get from that book would be priceless, even if I haven't really assimilated any of the extant manuals to my satisfaction (too many research paths, too little time).

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[info]calcinations
2008-05-01 05:28 pm UTC (link)
No!
The coolest axe blow in history is Bruce hewing down De Bohun. I don't think anyone disputes it occured, although Bruces complaint afterwards might have been made up.

as for Tolkein, the way your post is written suggests a suicide pact. Tolkein was a staunch Roman Catholic. Did you have any other implication in mind?

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[info]zornhau
2008-05-01 06:28 pm UTC (link)
Not intended. Just thought that 1960s was a reasonable run. Will amend.

Re Bruce. Yes, that's the coolist axe blow in OUR history. But had RIII taken down HT, then that would trump it.

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