I'm sweaty and tired, it's hot and I'm feeling old, and my opponent is this 20-something Dutch guy.
Wham! My thigh blazes.
He's thrown some half-ass one handed cut. Had I been fitter, less tired, less burned out, I'd have batted the blade away. Instead, he's hit me.
It's hard to pull cuts like that, so now I'm in pain and the adrenalin makes everything blurry.
He hits me again.
Game over.
Fencing isn't a test of might and should, only "is".
I've just soldiered through two hard months. They fired me - and 10% of the company - and I didn't break a sweat. I revived my side business, kicked and punched it to its feet and turned it into a day job. In the first day of operation, I won a contract which should amount for something like 3 months of my target earnings. And now I'm working on it.
All this at a cost.
I'm burned out. It's as if I really am stressed to hell, but in a walled off portion of my brain where I can't see it go on. I'm so mentally exhausted, I've double-booked myself at least twice.
However, it's raw exhaustion, not organisation, that forced me to skip the Saturday of the 2-day event. That sort of mental numbness had me walking from Glasgow Queen Street Station to the University Union venue, when wisdom would have dictated a taxi ride.
I still managed to teach my class, and absorb those of other people. Now it's the end of the day and there's no fight left in me.
The second fight.
Another disaster; I hit the other guy just once.
These youngsters think swordfights are a conversation, a dialogue. I feel like a past-it stand up comedian, too tired to deliver the putdown line, to old to keep up with the banter.
Before my third fight, I have a moment to myself. I summon up, not the red rage of the berserk - which would be futile, unmannerly and dangerous - but the implacable wrath of the Active Knight, of the Soldier. A bit of Maximus, a bit of William Marshal. Perhaps something of Tertius from the stories I used to tell Kurtzhau.
And then I limp out not to fight, but to slay.
No, I didn't win the tournament. I came 4th.
Nor did I win every fight - my technique was too sloppy. An exposed elbow here. A too-slow attack there.
But whenever I "survived" the first clash of blades, I became an ambush predator.
My foe would leap back; intent on restarting the conversation of steel.
I would surge forward like an Allosaurus, wading through the primordial blackness to savage my target. I have a vague recollection of trapping somebody's sword against their own body while sawing at their neck while they stumbled backwards towards the piles of kit around the edge of the space.
No, I did not win. But I had fun.
When it comes to swords, I don't do "conversation". I do "execution".
Now to find ways to punish smart-ass skirmishing techniques and drill them into my students. :)